Boise City, OK

Panned in the Panhandle

Dodging the cops

Got a speeding ticket dropped

I give that cop mad props

Displayed discretionary chops.

Could've pwned me for some cash

Ten miles an hour too fast

Pulled the papers from the dash

Ready for an Okie backlash.

But I woo'ed him with a smile

Talked Bandcycle for a while

I believe the word's "beguile"

Won't even show up on my file.

We camped out that night.

Fireside delight.

Into New Mexico.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's Go!

- Dry Bones, Your Director

Pop Culture Reference for Google: Katy Perry

Distance Biked: 122 miles (2 days)

Distance Biked to Date: 1924 miles